Quotes

From a previous Technical Director "We are not an order driven company", then latter in the same meeting "We can not start a project until we get an order"

 

From a previous Symbian Manager "We need to get orders, so how dare you get an order", probably why Symbian failed the jobs worth manager

 

From a waiter in a well know Italian chain “This is not a buffet”, so they only got one order and went a local supermarket to have some further food

 

There is no "I" in TEAM, however there is a "ME"

 

Previous management of a company asked all employees (except management) to clock in and out for fire safety. However when I said "are the management issued with asbestos suits", they also has to clock in and out. Moral.: Use Health and Safety rules for the correct reason.